A crushing 5-0 victory for the sexy girls

With Steven Gerrard at the Euros I wonder how he feels about the sexy, semi naked shot of his wife on the front page of a national newspaper today? Do you think he will be proud that his wife’s toned and nubile body is on display for all to see or a little embarrassed? He is sure to be ribbed by his teammates and I imagine plenty of football fans at the tournament will also make comments. I suppose he is used to it either way.

Whilst she is a good looking woman (and she reminds me of one of the blonde escorts at Hertfordshire Visiting Escort Services by the way – check out the visiting escort gallery and see if you can spot the busty escort I’m talking about!) she isn’t a patch on the petite and pert Abbey Clancey who also features in the same paper, this time displaying ample side cleavage in a tiny shorts dungaree style outfit with nothing else underneath and leaving very little to the imagination. At least her hubby is with her and I imagine the bean pole Peter Crouch makes sure that he keeps close tabs on the sexy Ms Clancy because there must be plenty of lusty men waiting in line to take his place should she ever decide she fancies a bit of something on the side.

In what seems like an abundance of WAGs Colleen Rooney also makes an appearance though she has managed to keep her clothes on at least. Actually without being bitchy for once I have to praise the Liverpudlian lass for a classy and stylish outfit. Well if a hat trick of hotties isn’t enough for Mirror Readers the paper smashes a fourth into the net with a picture of Christine Bleakley in a skimpy bikini and it is exactly the same one as my brunette escort pal Kimberley bought only the other week. Ms Bleakley and her beau Frank Lampard, who had to pull out of the England European Championship squad through injury, are on holiday in Sardinia and can be seen frolicking in the warm waters of the Mediterranean. Wish I was there instead of in the cold, wet and overcast wilds of Hertfordshire this chilly Sunday morning…

Though not strictly a WAG anymore Cheryl Cole is close enough to make it a resounding five nil score line for the Super Sunday Mirror. As usual when you read anything about the delectable Ms Cole there is nothing earth shattering or even vaguely interesting to report. Suffice to say she states that unlike Madonna she will never flash a ‘boob’ in public and that she still believes in true love and hopes to meet Mr Right someday…