A landscape of sighs...

You can always tell an actress by the way she will shamelessly say anything to get publicity for her latest movie. And of course when you are plugging something what sells – sex! And of course there is nothing better than a bit of salacious innuendo and especially the revelation that you had to get it on with another chick and that you were a little ‘uncomfortable with that side of things’. As any lusty guy or visiting escort will tell you there are sexy girls up and down the country locking lips in pubs and clubs on a Saturday night as for hot girls ‘bi-sexual’ is the new straight.

Of course when you are a minor celebrity with little in the way of a track record when it comes to making movies and you make your living appearing on a second rate show that appeals to working class mums then you need to go even in your efforts to plug a second rate product. So, step forward Andrea McLean, ‘star’ of Loose Women and the latest in a long line of nobodies desperately using every trick in the book to swell the coffers. In Andrea’s case she is promoting the film ‘A Landscape of Lies’, a gangster film which features the hot Hertfordshire girl getting it on with thirty one year old Hollyoaks actress Christina Baily.

She claims that she had to drink a half bottle of Jack Daniels to be able to take part in the lesbian sex scene but she enjoyed being out of her comfort zone and in the end she ‘loved it’. What utter tosh! First of all there’s no way that a professional performer drinks half a bottle of spirits before slurring their way through the script, even if they do have to get their kit off and make love with another woman. Secondly, it’s just the kind of detail that the tabloids love – anything to make it seem like she is a really naughty girl. Thirdly it gives the aging ex-weathergirl the chance to parade around in a sexy dress and pretend that she still has it – apparently all the guys suddenly appeared on set to watch the two girls get it on… Yawn!

If you want to see sexy girls then take a look at the blonde escorts and brunette escorts at Hertfordshire visiting escort services. These girls are genuinely hot and don’t need to protest too much like Ms McLean who just comes across as trying too hard. Apparently she has only ever kissed two men in her life and she married them both… I hope she is a good actress then because with that limited experience of the male of the species I can’t imagine she will be convincing as a sexy loose woman.