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A few days later I was at home and idly browsing the internet with no particular purpose in mind other than to catch up on the news and celebrity gossip. I made the mistake of being drawn to a link about a couple who had been filmed having sex on the roof of their car by someone hidden in the bushes and using their camera phone. Of course the clip had gone viral and whilst it wasn’t available on YouTube, not even with the ‘I am over eighteen’ button it was readily available on other servers dotted about the planet. The problem was that I then saw something else that seemed funny or sexy and so I double clicked here and I double clicked there and before I know it I had downloaded something or other because I kept getting a ‘Windows needs your permission’ dialogue box and idiot that I am I clicked ‘continue’ to get rid of it. I know now that I was unleashing hell but at the time I just thought I was ridding myself of a nuisance.

Anyway I asked a couple of the busty escorts at Hertfordshire escorts for advice but unfortunately none of the hot girls knew anything about computers and so I started trawling the internet to find out what to do. It turns out I had a Trojan! Beats a Brazilian I guess but it still didn’t mean much to me. Then I realised I had shelled out for an anti virus programme so I prayed that this little ol’ blonde escort simply had to click on ‘scan’ and my problem would be over. Alas, it wasn’t that simple!

After a two hour full computer scan the programme returned with a surprising clean bill of health and I knew that just wasn’t right so I called the company and actually the folks were excellent, really helpful chaps based in Malaysia I think. The first thing they did was to get me to run the scan again but with ‘heuristic logic’... Looking it up on Wikipedia it refers to a ‘rule of thumb based on experience’ so still didn’t make a lot of sense to me. I also checked the box to allow the system to search inside PDfs and the like. Are you impressed yet with my burgeoning computer knowledge or fed up that I am concentrating on binary code when I could be talking about the hot bodies of the visiting escorts at Hertfordshire Visiting Escort Services? Well, bear with me because you never know you may be in the same pickle some day!

The new scan brought up fourteen viruses, one hidden inside my Java programme which had to be removed separately. I was now all clear except for one thing – I had to go into the start up menu and stop the naughty folks from simply using the system against me and reinstalling everything the next time I boot up. Look up ‘MSconfig’ and that’s all you need to know! Seemples... well, not exactly but my computer is now germ free and my browsing habits have been modified! Next time this hot escort will be able to get back to recounting her sexy life and times you'll be pleased to know.