Girls with an aura

Let me save you a lot of time and effort by suggesting that you give the xmas horoscopes a miss this year. Those of you who put some belief into astrology will no doubt have been reading the musings of Russell Grant and co as they do the annual readings and forecast your future for the next twelve months. According to Russell I have a strongly competitive ‘aura’ around me this year. I was hoping to read that I would bed supermodel twins but there you go.

I can’t understand horoscopes. There are sixty million people in the United Kingdom and therefore five million of them share my star sign. Can five million people all have the same aura this year? Given all of that I believe that I can foretell your future should you call Hertfordshire or Middlesex Escorts today and book a blonde or brunette girl for an evening of sensual massages and fun loving companionship. For starters I predict that you will have a great time, that your escort will be pretty and prompt, that she will have a fabulous body and an adventurous attitude, that she will be friendly and attentive and best of all you end the evening fully satisfied and desperately wanting to call your girl again! How’s that for Nostradamus class predictions?

So, grasp your destiny and call Hertfordshire or Middlesex Escorts and with that one phone call all that you have ever dreamed about will come true! And that’s a Hertfordshire promise!