No frills but plenty of thrills

Like many people I have benefitted greatly from the advent of cheap air travel, the no frills flyers having opened up the world to many who once upon a time could only dream of jetting away to the far flung corners of the globe or snatching a weekend break in the sun. Easy Jet was one of the pioneers and they have since been joined by so many others it is hard to keep up. BMI, Jet2, Flybe are just a few of the newer additions to the low cost carrier crew and of course there is the famous, or is that infamous Ryanair!

It has become standard practice amongst the no frills flying fraternity to charge for services that were once included in standard class when travelling the skies: hold luggage, in-flight meals, refreshments and on board entertainment being the most obvious. But Ryan air took it all to a new level with their announcement that passengers would be charged for using the toilet when travelling on one of their aircraft. Of course the announcement was met with ridicule and the derision soon turned to anger and then outright defiance with the airline withdrawing the proposal in the face of mounting criticism. However, the spectre of toilet wars has returned as Ryan air has now stated that they may run services where the toilets are faulty and unusable! Imagine travelling for up to four hours with no toilet!

Now I speak for me and my many friends at _{Hertfordshire escorts} when I categorically state that not being able to do my lippy in the loo just before landing is an absolute no no! A hot girl has to look her best and as a sexy escort from Bedfordshire I have a standard of dress to uphold! The other sexy escorts will no doubt feel the same and when it comes to booking this year’s break to Ibiza we will be looking at other airlines as we will not risk the chance of getting a toilet free flight, especially after having enjoyed a couple of drinks in the departure lounge! It may only be a couple of hours to Ibiza but we sexy girls will stick together on this issue – Mr O’Leary you have been warned! Ignore the wrath of the outcall escort at your peril!

LOL, though I wonder what next? It seems to me that seats will be the next thing in the firing line as let’s face it the passengers can be simply strapped to the fuselage. Think of all the weight and hence fuel savings to be made if you can discard all that metal and plastic! Go the whole hog and get rid of the floor carpet, the toilets altogether, the overhead lockers and simply chuck all stuff in a giant, unheated hold. Fortunes to be made... Low cost carriers have been a boon, but let’s hope they don’t make it all go bust!