Not so sweet to tweet

Ashley Cole is once more in hot water, this time for an attack at the Football Association establishment who he less than charitably called something that rhymes with brats. It’s not the first time the Chelsea full back has suffered mass opprobrium and public anger – after all he ‘broke the heart’ of the nation’s ‘sweetheart’ Cheryl Cole.

I am always suspicious of this whole nation’s sweetheart thing. After all, who said they were? I don’t remember voting for Cheryl when I ticked the box on my local council elections ballot last may! Nobody has called me up to ask my opinion though I get five calls a day asking me if I have PPI – having had a medical recently I know I do not!

Anyway, whilst I am far from being an admirer of the diminutive football player I do have some sympathy for him when it comes to Ms Cole. Apparently her mother lived in the marital home. That’s all I need to say don’t you think? Young, healthy, lusty lad looking for plenty of raunchy romps and there is the mother in law sitting on the couch watching Corrie. Serious turnoffville! But for some reason unknown to man the dislike is universally for Ashley despite Cheryl’s background which includes an assault charge against a humble cleaner. Yes, she is pretty but is she ‘worth it’? Well, not in my humble opinion. She’s another of those women who are pretty but lack sex appeal, like Kiera Knightley.

For serious turnonville call Hertfordshire Visiting Escorts today – but don’t ask for Cheryl.