The perfect woman

I’ve never understood those newspaper articles where they create the perfect woman out of the various bits and pieces of different women. To me it’s a creation of Frankenstein proportions and just by taking one person’s best bits and adding them to another’s best bits does not and never will create the perfect woman. And this is before we even get into personality which as far as I am concerned is a key component of allure.

Anyway, just in case you are wondering then this is the perfect woman according to the lingerie company Bluebella (now if that name isn’t meant to be suggestive of a dirty girl who likes sex I don’t know what is – all in my humble opinion of course, perhaps it is an allusion to a flower or something) the perfect woman looks something like this: Cara’s face, Jennifer Aniston’s breasts, Kate Middleton’s hair and Gwyneth Paltrow’s stomach.

But when men were asked the same question this is how they responded: Kim Kardashian’s breasts, Megan Fox’s face, Kelly Brooks’ hips, Scarlet Johansen’s hair, Rosie’s legs and Michelle Keegan’s stomach.

I wonder what we would come up with if we looked at the escorts in the Essex Escorts gallery? Which girls would make up your special creation? I go back to what I wrote at the start – the sum of the parts will equal far less than the sum of the existing whole in my opinion. Enjoy your time with a sexy escort from Essex or Hertfordshire Escorts this evening.