Toe curling fun!

Is it just me or is curling not a real sport? I can’t fathom it. Let me see if I have got it right. Someone pushes a flat, disc shaped stone down an ice track and then a couple of others follow it down the track brushing the ice in front of the object in order to slow its course and guide it to a stop as near to a target as possible? It’s the best argument for darts in the Olympics if you ask me. I understand running – there was a time when we needed to show a sabre tooth a clean pair of heels. I understand skiing – getting from A to B in Arctic conditions as fast as possible can mean the difference between life and death. But curling? The only thing about it I have found interesting has been the sexy ladies in the Great British team. One of the girls, a blonde beauty, has a real naughtiness about her that I find quite alluring. She can curl me any time of the day or week.

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